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Prostitute Filing a Tax Return

A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address etc. And then … Continue reading

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Midwife Crisis

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. Do you … Continue reading

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Taking Away the TV Remote

Drive By  A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard! The Agony of Aging On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended … Continue reading

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Prostitutes Waiting For Their Husbands

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Toronto. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mom” said the boy “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands … Continue reading

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3 Certain Things in Life: Death, Taxes & Getting Screwed by a Lawyer

The madam opened the  brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,  good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I  help you sir?” she asked… “I want to see Valerie,” the man  replied. “Sir, Valerie … Continue reading

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Wife Becoming a Prostitute

Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you … Continue reading

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