Category Archives: School Jokes

Late Because Class Started Before I Got Here

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: Using Beautiful in a Sentence

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On English

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’ RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate..’ Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little RALPHY, that’s a … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: ‘How Much is 3×2?”

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. ‘Why?’ asks the father? ‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6’, replies RALPHY. ‘But that’s right!’ says his dad. ‘Yeah, but then she asked … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On Maths

A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’ She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the … Continue reading

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Why Blood Does Not Rush to Our Feet?

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would … Continue reading

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A Dead Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up … Continue reading

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