Category Archives: Sex

One Night Stand with a Fat Woman

A chap meets a fat lass at a disco. He chats her up, they get on well, so at the end of the evening she asks him back to her flat. He’s not too sure because she is a bit … Continue reading

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Myth Is French Men Are The Best Lovers, When Actually it is the Men of Greek Descent.

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – … Continue reading

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Jane’s First Sexual Encounter with Tarzan

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was immediately attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. … Continue reading

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Premature Ejaculation with Nola

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for … Continue reading

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Penis Looking at the New Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought the boots and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to … Continue reading

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Bob’s Surgery

When Bob first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown 50 centimeters. Bob became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, … Continue reading

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Penis Can be Insured

An extra smart guy is trying to pull the leg of an insurance agent, and asks him: Do you do Penis Insurance? Agent, Yes, sir, we do Penis Insurance. Man: You replace with a new one? Agent: No, sir. Once it … Continue reading

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