Category Archives: Sikhs

Why Do Sikh Women Have Big Boobs?

Santa Singh’s Sociology Ph.D. thesis topic was: “Why do Punjabi women have big boobs? After much research, his conclusion was: “They take out money from their bra and then give for Ardaas at the Gurudwara. The Gyaniji blesses them & says: ‘Jede khajane … Continue reading

Posted in India, Sikhs | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Rs 50,000 to Every Family with 5 Children

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold. Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :- Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt … Continue reading

Posted in India, Sikhs | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jay Mata Di

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. American says: ” US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!” Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 … Continue reading

Posted in India, Sikhs | Leave a comment

Banta: “I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any”

A young sardar in London wished to purchase a gift for his new British sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — … Continue reading

Posted in Sikhs, Women | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. American says: ” US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…” Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 … Continue reading

Posted in India, Sikhs | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Pizza Hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

On Jeeto’s bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times … Continue reading

Posted in India, Sikhs | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Will Never Marry & Will Give the Same Advice to His Children

Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life and. . . .. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. .. . . . ======================================== Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar: kis se baat … Continue reading

Posted in Sikhs | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment