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Italians Illtreat the Arabs

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they … Continue reading

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Understanding Static Electricity

Just the other day a friend and I were walking through the Pro shop at a local golf course when he touched the door knob and got shocked by static electricity. He turns to me and says,” Damn, I wish … Continue reading

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The Happiest Woman in the World

A  couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I  am going to make you the happiest woman in the  world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’

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Loving Your Mother-in-Law

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law, and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately the … Continue reading

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Angle in Photography is Important

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A Chinese Hotel Brochure

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to … Continue reading

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“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. … Continue reading

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