Category Archives: Women

One Night Stand with a Fat Woman

A chap meets a fat lass at a disco. He chats her up, they get on well, so at the end of the evening she asks him back to her flat. He’s not too sure because she is a bit … Continue reading

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Three Roses

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. … Continue reading

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Using Corn Cob as Vibrator

 

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Dating Various Nationalities

  ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in … Continue reading

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Why do men become smarter during sex?

Q: Why do men become smarter during  sex? A: because they are plugged into a genius Q: Why don’t women blink during  sex? A:  they don’t have enough time Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A:  they  don’t stop to … Continue reading

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Princess Touches, and It Melts

Once  upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The  PRINCESS. But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt. No  matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would  melt. Because  of … Continue reading

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You All Have Obsessions

A group of Mothers and their small children went for group therapy. “You all have obsessions,” the psychologist observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to … Continue reading

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