Tag Archives: American Jokes

Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Missing Wife

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband:   My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant:   What is her height? Husband:   Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading

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A Southern Accent

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading

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Will He Jump?

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of … Continue reading

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Muslims Migrating From America to Australia

Muslim immigrants are boycotting the U.S.A. by the thousands, showing their outrage with Donald Trump’s proposed law of stopping all further Muslim immigrants till they can clearly check who they are. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading

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