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Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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God Gave Us So Many Years

On the first day, God created the dog, and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading

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Jellyfish in the Ass

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial … Continue reading

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Prawns Do Not Like Sharks

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns  were swimming around.  One  called Justin and the other called  Christian. The  prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one … Continue reading

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The Rooster Was Politician in the Making

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot … Continue reading

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How Were the Lions Caught?

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into … Continue reading

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The Horney Parrot

A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off .Later, when the owner opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” The parrot replies – ‘You have … Continue reading

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