Tag Archives: Arab Jokes

Italians Illtreat the Arabs

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they … Continue reading

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Shimon Peres: “Every Leader Gives The Best His People Can Produce”

A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, decided to send a gift to the President of Israel. They sent him an elaborate box with a note. The President opened the box and saw that the content was dried faeces.(Shit) He … Continue reading

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Who is Who in this Photograph?

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Jews Outsmart the Arabs

An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/ tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein … Continue reading

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Doggy Style Sex Permitted in Saudi Arabia

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling. The Sheik asks if they have any last question before they leave. Ahmed asks, ‘We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance … Continue reading

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Sex in Any Form But No Dancing

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, Ahmed meet with his Sheikh for counseling. The Sheikh asks if he have any last questions before he leave.  Ahmed asks, ‘We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, … Continue reading

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Ain’t the Arabs a Big Show-off?

 Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying: Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all … Continue reading

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