Tag Archives: Blond Jokes

Blonds’ Husbands

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Newcastle were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your … Continue reading

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Will He Jump?

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of … Continue reading

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Pastor Belonging to Ku Klux Klan

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading

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Putting Your Labrador Retriever into `Park’

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her … Continue reading

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Lost Luggage: `Has your plane arrived yet?’

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. 10% Discount on 2 Beer Cases My friends and I went out to buy beer … Continue reading

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Dead Bird in the Air

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’ Sun Rising From the North While looking at a house, my brother … Continue reading

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Blond Stories

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a … Continue reading

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