Tag Archives: British Jokes

Socialism in Practise

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Socialism worked and that no one would be poor … Continue reading

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Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading

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Prince of Wales & Duchess of Cornwall

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, … Continue reading

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How the Christmas Started?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading

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British Humor is Different

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. … Continue reading

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True Actual Gandhi Jokes

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One … Continue reading

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The Word `UP’

UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward … Continue reading

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