Tag Archives: Catholics

Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Which Car Was Jesus Driving?

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from … Continue reading

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How the Christmas Started?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading

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Twelve Days of Christmas

There is one Christmas Carol that has baffled many Christians. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won’t come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Here is … Continue reading

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An Inviting Confessional Box in the Church

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal … Continue reading

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Fucking the Priest

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns … Continue reading

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Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome … Continue reading

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