Tag Archives: Cattle

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant … Continue reading

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The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with An old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field … Continue reading

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