Tag Archives: Church Jokes

Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Shoes in the Church

I showered and shaved………….. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat………….. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer……… As I closed my eyes.. I saw the shoe of the man next to me….. Touching … Continue reading

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Priest Catches a Monster Fish

The parish priest went on a fishing trip.On the last day of his trip, he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, “Look at the size of that Son of a … Continue reading

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5 Year Old Gets Female Servants Pregnant

A man goes to the church to confess.. Man: Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant. Father: Incredulously, and how did he do it? Man: He took a pin and punched holes in … Continue reading

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