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Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Which Car Was Jesus Driving?

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from … Continue reading

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Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading

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An Inviting Confessional Box in the Church

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal … Continue reading

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The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell

How often do we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching? A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what was written: The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, … Continue reading

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Fucking the Priest

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns … Continue reading

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Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome … Continue reading

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