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An Elderly Guy in the Gym

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in. I asked the trainer standing next to me, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked me over … Continue reading

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How Old is Grandma?

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandmother replied, “Well, let me think … Continue reading

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The Penis Poem

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Getting Even With Your Banker

Below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 82-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the paper Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my … Continue reading

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Pushing Up Bottom the Deodorant Stick

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

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Lovemaking Advice For Seniors

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in bed. 2. Set the timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Adjust the mood with lighting (turn them all off). 4. Make sure you … Continue reading

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Seventy Quid is Seventy Quid

Stewart and his wife Barbara go to the county fair every year, And every year Stewart would say, “Barbara, I’d like to ride in that helicopter” Barbara always replied, “I know Stewart, but that helicopter ride is seventy quid, and … Continue reading

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