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Tag Archives: Farmer Jokes
A Muslim From Pakistan in Yorkshire
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts , “Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee” The … Continue reading
Farmer Rejects Circumstantial Evidence
A farmer was called to serve on jury duty. During the questioning of prospective jurors the prosecuting attorney asked the farmer if he could convict someone on circumstantial evidence. The farmer responded, “No way in hell could I do that!!” The attorney … Continue reading
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Marry a Perfect Woman to Have Beautiful Children
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a … Continue reading
Milking a Bicycle
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but he was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly … Continue reading
It was my first time ever…
It was my first time ever, And I’ll never forget. I’d do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone: Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes … Continue reading
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his ‘manhood’ into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that … Continue reading
What Does One Do with Perverts?
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster, chuck. wherever i go, chuck goes.” “I’m sorry … Continue reading