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A Soldier Caught in Kashmir

A JNU professor, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists in Kashmir. The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded. The liberal professor said, ‘Well, … Continue reading

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Our Shining India

One liners about India that are completely true. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper! India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday. If the mobile … Continue reading

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Why Do Sikh Women Have Big Boobs?

Santa Singh’s Sociology Ph.D. thesis topic was: “Why do Punjabi women have big boobs? After much research, his conclusion was: “They take out money from their bra and then give for Ardaas at the Gurudwara. The Gyaniji blesses them & says: ‘Jede khajane … Continue reading

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Rs 50,000 to Every Family with 5 Children

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold. Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :- Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt … Continue reading

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True Actual Gandhi Jokes

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One … Continue reading

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Tejpal is Innocent?

Tejpal’s defence in court: She said, ‘Lift!’ and Tarun lifted the skirt! She asked, ‘Going Down?’ Tarun promptly went down on her! She said, ‘Do Dabana!’ Tarun ne donon ko dabaya! My Lord, mera client exactly wohi kar raha tha … Continue reading

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Maharajah of Mysore & Rolls Royce

This happened in the 1940s, during British rule. The Maharaja of Mysore asked about the price of a Rolls Royce car while on a visit to London. He was snubbed by the sales staff who didn t know who he … Continue reading

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