Tag Archives: Italian Jokes

Italians Illtreat the Arabs

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they … Continue reading

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What if There is a Miscarriage?

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. … Continue reading

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Nofolka Virginia!’ (Norfolk, Virginia

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?” Luigi said, “Everyting wasa perfecto excepta … Continue reading

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The Italian Elbow

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.   “You comma to de fronta door of the apartimenta.  I’ma inna apartimenta 301  There issa bigga panel at the fronta door. … Continue reading

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Quattro Means Four in Italian

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: “Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro.” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal ?” the German driver asks. “Quattro … Continue reading

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