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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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The Penis Poem

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Princess Touches, and It Melts

Once  upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The  PRINCESS. But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt. No  matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would  melt. Because  of … Continue reading

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Penis Looking at the New Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought the boots and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to … Continue reading

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Blond Finally Wins a Quiz Show

A blonde was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife … Continue reading

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Breathalyzer Test

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor dear was several  sandwiches short … Continue reading

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Bob’s Surgery

When Bob first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown 50 centimeters. Bob became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, … Continue reading

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