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Gonorrhea Only Affects the Privates, not the Sergeants

Two old boys from the Mountains, Leroy and Jasper, have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long afterward, they’re out for a walk and Leroy says, “Hey, Jasper, there’s the NCO Club; let’s you and me step in.” “But … Continue reading

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Midwife Crisis

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. Do you … Continue reading

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Seven Funny Pirate Jokes

Why can’t you play cards on a pirate ship?  The captain keeps standing on the deck. How do you make a tall pirate short? You take all his money. What does the ocean say when it sees the shore? Nothing, … Continue reading

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Taking Away the TV Remote

Drive By  A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard! The Agony of Aging On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended … Continue reading

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Prostitutes Waiting For Their Husbands

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Toronto. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mom” said the boy “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands … Continue reading

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Life As a Senior Citizen Can be Fun

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to … Continue reading

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