Tag Archives: Sardar Jokes

Rs 50,000 to Every Family with 5 Children

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold. Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :- Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt … Continue reading

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Pizza Hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

On Jeeto’s bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times … Continue reading

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Sardar Kills His Non-Virgin Wife

A Sardar gifts a gun to his son on the wedding night & says: “Fire in air if you find your wife as virgin and shoot her if not”. The son fires in air the first night and shoots his wife on … Continue reading

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Sardar Talking To God

O Wahe Guru…. U Gave Me Infancy, Took it Away U Gave Me Childhood, Took It Away U Gave Me Youth, Took It Away U Gave Me A Wife Just Reminding You

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A Whistling Pussy

Santa Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises … Continue reading

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Bajrang a Popular Brand in the Punjab

A market researcher was conducting a survey in Bhatinda. He goes to Santa Singh to ask him a few questions: Market researcher: Sardarji, aap kaunsa sabun istemal karte ho? Santa (very proudly): Bajrang da neem wala sabun! Market researcher: Aur … Continue reading

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Banta Singh Uses a New Stick Deodorant

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