Tag Archives: Wife Jokes

Missing Wife

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband:   My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant:   What is her height? Husband:   Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading

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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading

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It Pays to Support the Second Amendment in the USA

Florida woman saves herself in  alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol .This is a story of presence of mind  and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here is her story in … Continue reading

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The Woman’s Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

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Mowing the Lawn Naked

‘It’s  just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says  as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do  you think the neighbors would think if I mowed  the lawn like this?’ ‘Probably that I  married you for your … Continue reading

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The Happiest Woman in the World

A  couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I  am going to make you the happiest woman in the  world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’

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University of Oklahoma

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing  machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What  does it say on your … Continue reading

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