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Missing Wife

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband:   My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant:   What is her height? Husband:   Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading

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A Southern Accent

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading

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Three Roses

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. … Continue reading

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Understanding Static Electricity

Just the other day a friend and I were walking through the Pro shop at a local golf course when he touched the door knob and got shocked by static electricity. He turns to me and says,” Damn, I wish … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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Using Corn Cob as Vibrator

 

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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading

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