Monthly Archives: November 2011

Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off of me fly?

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and … Continue reading

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Fixing Penis on a Tripod

The Patel’s in the US, Harijainkrishn and Sohni Naidooi, aka Harry and Sally, were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Harry kissed … Continue reading

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St Thomas in Kerala

St Thomas came to Kerala and began to preach the word of Jesus. Nobody listened. He told them about the loaves and fishes. Nobody listened. He told them about the immacculate conception. Nobody listened. He told them about the resurrection. … Continue reading

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’ She replied, ‘You … Continue reading

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A Test to See if You ve Alzheimer

If you are over 20 yrs old you MUST take this Alzheimer’s Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S | | … Continue reading

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Immigration to Australia

A rich India went to Australia to watch the cricket series there. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find anything  objectionable, he growled: ‘Have you got a criminal record? The Indian … Continue reading

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