Monthly Archives: July 2011

Why Was Policeman Insisting on Seeing the Registration Papers?

Police officer: “Registration please.” Woman: “Let me look for it. I can’t find it.” Police officer: “Look again.” Woman: “Look, Officer I already checked the glove box three times.” “My registration isn’t in there.” Police Officer: “Ma’am…..Please Check again!” Woman: “Its not there.” Police … Continue reading

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Nobody Knew Jesus at the Construction Site…

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the … Continue reading

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Deaf and Dumb

Teacher: what do you call a person who cannot hear anything? Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

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A Sardarji Comes Up to the Pakistan Border

A sardarji comes up to thePakistanborder on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, ‘We’ll just see about that. Get … Continue reading

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“What Goes Up a Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four Legs?”

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a … Continue reading

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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break … Continue reading

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Putting Condom Cartons in Other Peoples’ Trolleys

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – … Continue reading

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`Can You Believe My Stupid Husband Is Out Fishing in This Weather?’

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to make love?” “No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” … Continue reading

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Responsibilities for BBQuing

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the only type of … Continue reading

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Nuns Drink Beer

While  shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and  liquor section.  One asked the other  if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be nice to have … Continue reading

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