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Category Archives: Wife Jokes
Missing Wife
Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading
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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading
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It Pays to Support the Second Amendment in the USA
Florida woman saves herself in alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol .This is a story of presence of mind and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here is her story in … Continue reading
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The Woman’s Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN
Mowing the Lawn Naked
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’ ‘Probably that I married you for your … Continue reading
University of Oklahoma
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your … Continue reading
Sexual Advisor
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Never Assume That Men Understand.
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on … Continue reading
You All Have Obsessions
A group of Mothers and their small children went for group therapy. “You all have obsessions,” the psychologist observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to … Continue reading
The Dark Side of Women
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by … Continue reading
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One Joke a Day 