Category Archives: Priests

Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

Posted on April 7, 2015 by ah69

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading →

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An Inviting Confessional Box in the Church

Posted on December 30, 2014 by ah69

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal … Continue reading →

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Fucking the Priest

Posted on August 6, 2014 by ah69

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns … Continue reading →

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Baptizing a Drunk

Posted on August 5, 2014 by ah69

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome … Continue reading →

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Pastor Belonging to Ku Klux Klan

Posted on July 31, 2014 by ah69

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading →

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Making Love to a Witch

Posted on March 11, 2014 by ah69

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels’ bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the … Continue reading →

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A Pastor with False Teeth

Posted on March 11, 2014 by ah69

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he … Continue reading →

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Confession

Posted on November 23, 2013 by ah69

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went … Continue reading →

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Donation

Posted on November 23, 2013 by ah69

Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is!’ ‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’ ‘I can!’ ‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ ‘I do!’ ‘Is he a member of your congregation?’ ‘He is!’ ‘Did … Continue reading →

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Catholic Dog

Posted on November 23, 2013 by ah69

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for … Continue reading →

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