Author Archives: ah69

Italians Illtreat the Arabs

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they … Continue reading

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Blonds’ Husbands

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Newcastle were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your … Continue reading

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Sheep Lies

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi ‘G’day, mind if I talk … Continue reading

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One Night Stand with a Fat Woman

A chap meets a fat lass at a disco. He chats her up, they get on well, so at the end of the evening she asks him back to her flat. He’s not too sure because she is a bit … Continue reading

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London Public Restrooms

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the … Continue reading

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Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Missing Wife

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband:   My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant:   What is her height? Husband:   Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading

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