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Author Archives: ah69
Italians Illtreat the Arabs
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they … Continue reading
Posted in Arabs, Elderly, Uncategorized
Tagged Arab Jokes, Elderly Jokes, Elderly Sex, Italian Jokes, Sex with an Arab
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Blonds’ Husbands
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Newcastle were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your … Continue reading
Sheep Lies
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi ‘G’day, mind if I talk … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Australia
Tagged Animals in New Zealand, Australian New Zealand Relations, Kiwi Jokes
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London Public Restrooms
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the … Continue reading
Solving the Squirrel Problem
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist Church the squirrels … Continue reading
Posted in Catholics
Tagged American Jokes, animal jokes, Catholics, Church, Church Jokes, Jokes
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Missing Wife
Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing… Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. … Continue reading
Posted in Wife Jokes
Tagged American Jokes, Car Jokes, Jokes, wife, Wife Jokes, Women
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A Soldier Caught in Kashmir
A JNU professor, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists in Kashmir. The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded. The liberal professor said, ‘Well, … Continue reading
A Southern Accent
A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading
Posted in Americans
Tagged Accent Jokes, American Jokes, Jokes, Sex, Waitress Jokes, Women
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Three Roses
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed. … Continue reading
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