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Category Archives: Death
A Cardiologist’s Funeral
A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital … Continue reading
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‘Holding a Wake’
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would, take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid … Continue reading
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Burying People Alive
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 … Continue reading
A Milkman Bequeths Bombay Property When Dying
A milkman (Doodh walla) is dying in Bombay Hospital. He is surrounded by his two sons, a daughter, his wife and the nurse on duty. Says to his elder son: To you, Ram, I leave the Colaba houses. To you, my … Continue reading
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Tagged Air India Building, Bombay Hospital, Colaba, India, Jokes, Mumbai, Nursing, Shyam
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An Obituary printed in the London Times
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red … Continue reading
10 pints of Guinness back-to-back…
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can … Continue reading
Ashes Over Walmart After Cremation
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up … Continue reading
One Last Kiss Before Committing Suicide
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going … Continue reading
Old Cemeteries
A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries… Some fascinating things on old tombstones! ############# Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903–Died 1942. Looked … Continue reading