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A Southern Accent

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading

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The Happiest Woman in the World

A  couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I  am going to make you the happiest woman in the  world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’

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Why do men become smarter during sex?

Q: Why do men become smarter during  sex? A: because they are plugged into a genius Q: Why don’t women blink during  sex? A:  they don’t have enough time Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A:  they  don’t stop to … Continue reading

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The Penis Poem

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Wine Connoisseur

At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started looking FOR a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how … Continue reading

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For 5 Years I Have Not Seen Any Man

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and … Continue reading

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Sexual Advisor

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Princess Touches, and It Melts

Once  upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The  PRINCESS. But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt. No  matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would  melt. Because  of … Continue reading

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