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Tag Archives: Sex
A Southern Accent
A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading
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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ
A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading
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A Suspicious Wife Traps the Maid
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they … Continue reading
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The Happiest Woman in the World
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: because they are plugged into a genius Q: Why don’t women blink during sex? A: they don’t have enough time Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: they don’t stop to … Continue reading
Wine Connoisseur
At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started looking FOR a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how … Continue reading
For 5 Years I Have Not Seen Any Man
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and … Continue reading
Sexual Advisor
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Princess Touches, and It Melts
Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of … Continue reading