Category Archives: British

London Public Restrooms

Posted on February 2, 2017 by ah69

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the … Continue reading →

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Prince of Wales & Duchess of Cornwall

Posted on April 7, 2015 by ah69

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, … Continue reading →

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British Humor is Different

Posted on December 29, 2014 by ah69

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. … Continue reading →

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True Actual Gandhi Jokes

Posted on August 6, 2014 by ah69

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One … Continue reading →

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The Word `UP’

Posted on August 1, 2014 by ah69

UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward … Continue reading →

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Margaret Thatcher & a Blow Job

Posted on August 1, 2014 by ah69

There is an extract from a book about Margaret Thatcher by Jonathan Aitken appearing in The Daily Mail; “A sense of humour was not one of Margaret Thatcher’s strenghth.When jokes were told around her she usually remained pro-faced because she … Continue reading →

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Farting at Harrods

Posted on July 31, 2014 by ah69

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone … Continue reading →

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Jesus in a Bar

Posted on July 31, 2014 by ah69

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading →

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Where There’s a Will, I Want To Be in It

Posted on May 22, 2014 by ah69

ARAPROSDOKIANS…  are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them). 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing … Continue reading →

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Complaint Letter to The Railways in 1909

Posted on May 22, 2014 by ah69

Okhil Babu`s letter to the Railway department: Date: 02 – 07 – 1909 Divisional Railway Officer, Sahibgunj, Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went … Continue reading →

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