Category Archives: British

London Public Restrooms

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the … Continue reading

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Prince of Wales & Duchess of Cornwall

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, … Continue reading

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British Humor is Different

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. … Continue reading

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True Actual Gandhi Jokes

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One … Continue reading

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The Word `UP’

UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward … Continue reading

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Margaret Thatcher & a Blow Job

There is an extract from a book about Margaret Thatcher by Jonathan Aitken appearing in The Daily Mail; “A sense of humour was not one of Margaret Thatcher’s strenghth.When jokes were told around her she usually remained pro-faced because she … Continue reading

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Farting at Harrods

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone … Continue reading

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