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Tag Archives: Irish
The Irish Do Not Understand Medical Terminologies
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology…. Medical Term Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors … Continue reading
For 5 Years I Have Not Seen Any Man
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and … Continue reading
Myth Is French Men Are The Best Lovers, When Actually it is the Men of Greek Descent.
A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – … Continue reading
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The Current Banking Crisis Explained By An Irishman.
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy … Continue reading
Mick Asks for a Million Bucks
Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light. ‘Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,’ Paddy replied and then reaching into … Continue reading
Jesus in a Bar
An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading
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A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired … Continue reading
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Tagged Irish, Jokes, Rail transport, Trains and Railroads, Transport
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How Life Progresses with Different Nationalities
Anglo-Sexon Women: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to. Irish Women: First Date: … Continue reading
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Lying to the Police
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick, “What if one explodes before we get there?” Paddy, “We’ll lie and say we only found two!” A coach load of Paddies on … Continue reading
Train Journey
Four irish priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one pries says “Well, we’ve all worked together for many years, but don’t really know one another. I suggest we tell … Continue reading
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