Tag Archives: Christianity

Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

Posted on April 7, 2015 by ah69

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading →

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How the Christmas Started?

Posted on December 30, 2014 by ah69

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading →

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Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted on December 30, 2014 by ah69

There is one Christmas Carol that has baffled many Christians. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won’t come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Here is … Continue reading →

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Jesus in a Bar

Posted on July 31, 2014 by ah69

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading →

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Pastor Belonging to Ku Klux Klan

Posted on July 31, 2014 by ah69

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading →

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Lemon Squeeze

Posted on November 23, 2013 by ah69

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my … Continue reading →

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Perils of a Catholic Upbringing

Posted on November 6, 2013 by ah69

As I walked down the busy footpath, Knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those Unfortunate, homeless street people that are found in every city These days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly Looked … Continue reading →

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‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’

Posted on November 6, 2013 by ah69

OPINIONS On the first day of school, a year one pupil handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, ‘The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..’ KETCHUP A woman was … Continue reading →

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People Sleep in the Church

Posted on October 26, 2013 by ah69

A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, … Continue reading →

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Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.

Posted on September 7, 2013 by ah69

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’ … Continue reading →

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